Here you go, lovelies. The Mishandra Best Friend Application.
All must apply for a spot on the never ending list of my friends. Applications are due by May 19th (my birthday) and I shall create a link on my blog to all who applied made the list of friends.
Please fill out truthfully, cracking a few jokes, though, will get you bonus points. All must add one picture of them per application and an additional fucking hilarious picture with their pet or favorite article of clothing.
And a Q&A shall be processed and posted about me, so brace yourselves for dropped hints in my posts.
Thank you for the patience and may the odds ever be in your favor. (Which they are because you all will most likely make the cut)